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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
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