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The Arcady Ensemble is a Canadian musical ensemble based in Brantford, Ontario founded in 1998 by composer and artistic director Ronald Beckett. The organization serves as an arts training organization that combines professional singers and instrumentalists from Southwestern Ontario with emerging artists and youth in rehearsal and performance. Its repertoire consists primarily of contemporary Canadian compositions by Ronald Beckett and emerging composers. It holds performances entitled There’s a Song in the Air and Voices of Summer in Brantford each year. The ensemble evolved from a group that performed historically informed concerts of early music. Arcady Ensemble still gives at least two early music performances annually, including Handel's Messiah at Lighthouse Festival Theatre in Port Dover, Ontario. The organization's roster includes some 150 Canadian musicians in total.
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The Concord Gabbro-Syenite Complex is a paleozoic pluton located in North Carolina.
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