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Bajėnai I is a village in Kėdainiai district municipality, in Kaunas County, in central Lithuania. According to the 2011 census, the village had a population of 29 people. It is located 4.5 kilometres (2.8 mi) from Skaistgiriai, by the Kriaušiupys rivulet, nearby the road ![](\"//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Tabliczka_DW229.svg/40px-Tabliczka_DW229.svg.png\")
Aristava-Kėdainiai-Cinkiškiai.
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The Kyma is a river in Leshukonsky District of Arkhangelsk Oblast in Russia. It is a right tributary of the Mezen. It is 219 kilometres (136 mi) long, and the area of its basin 2,630 square kilometres (1,020 sq mi). The main tributaries of the Kyma are the Cholus (left), the Sezya (left), the Lopiya (right), and the Bolshaya Vizenga (left).
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